I would like to make an official complaint against TimmyD (yes, that’s a link to his blog and yes, you should definitely visit it.) for discriminating against me on his blog. That’s right, you heard me. Tim here has a retarded haircut picture contest running at the moment. So little ol’ me, being a devoted blog-reader, decided to participate.

I found the most retarded young photo of myself that I could with the retarded short haircut I had at the time. I e-mail it to Tim here, excited about participating in a fun contest. Although in the e-mail I mention that if I happen to win he should give the prize (a free phone coaching session) to one of the guys who have entered instead of myself.

Anyway, I check my e-mail justs a few minutes ago and I see an e-mail from Tim himself. It starts out OK at first, talking about drawing straws to choose the participant who would receive the phone coaching session.

But then, then, Tim says that he just saw my picture and that I will definitely not win because it is too (and I quote) “adorable”. There aren’t even enough entries to judge yet and my photo is already deemed to be disqualified! Ok, ok, Tim is the owner of the contest and I’m assuming he is the sole judge. But come on, to chop someone’s hopes and dreams under them just like that is horrible. I am a fair participant in the contest and I sent in the most retarded young photo that I could find. Well…there was one photo to rival that one, but it involved bare buttcheeks and I am not entering that. 

So Tim, if you read this, this is an official complaint about you and your blog-ganization. 

And for the rest of you, enter his contest. (Read through the comments to find out how to enter). Just make sure that you send a photo that’s more retarded than the most retarded photo you do have. Photoshop it. 

And for the curious, below is the culprit:

(TimmyD, if you’re reading this, check out my tags. I’m using your name because I got tons of traffic from someone googling it before xD)