In honor of the Wifely Expectations written by the Iowa man (details in post below), I have created my own document. Boyfriendly Expectations, for HHRay. I think they’re quite reasonable, don’t you?

BOYFRIENDLY EXPECTATIONS

For purposes of clarification:

You or any form of it will refer to *HHRay*
I or any form of it will refer to *Liza S.*

 

HYGIENE AND SELF CARE

You are to shave your back, buttock, and pubic hair at least once a week. You may leave a mound of trimmed hair centered above your penis – the hair is not to be longer than 0.5 centimeters long.

Facial hair must be trimmed or shaved completely every two days.

 

CLOTHES AND OTHER APPAREL

You are to be nude when we are in private. When we are not in private, you are to wear fitted shirts or skin hugging wife beaters at all times, or wear no shirt at all. Pants must be easy to unzip and no belt is necessary. I will graciously allow you to choose your own shoes, but socks must always be either black or white.

 

SLEEPWEAR AND SLEEPING

You are to always sleep in the nude. If it is winter, you will be allowed an extra blanket, but you will not wear any form of clothing in bed. If we happen to be sharing the bed with a male friend of yours, depending on your behaviour, you may be allowed to wear briefs or boxers as long as they have a vertical slit in the area of the crotch for easy removal of the penis. If we are sharing the bed with a female friend, you are to wear a modest body suit that covers all areas of skin minus the face.

You are to cuddle me in some form or fashion when we sleep.

 

MY TIME

During my time, which is all the time, you are to cuddle me, hold my hand, call me beautiful (or any variation of it), at all times. When your face is clearly visible to me, you are to don a pleasant expression at all times. During my time:

YOU WILL NOT:	YOU WILL:
-          Refuse cuddles	-          Touch me lovingly at all times
-          Look unhappy	-          Watch any movie or show I see fit
-          Disobey me	-          Compliment me
-          Breathe without my permission	-          Bring me flowers at least 3 days a week

 

SEX AND KINKY PLEASURES

You are never to refuse sex to me. You are never to ask for sex unless otherwise initiated. You are to make pleasant noises (growls may be appropriate) during sex. You may attempt to get rougher during sex after asking for my explicit permission. You are never to suggest me being on top.

 

GOOD BEHAVIOR DAYS

You will not be receiving any Good Behavior Days (GBDs) as a reward for good behaviour because serving your wonderful girlfriend is a reward in itself.

I constantly get asked why I’m so interested in the seduction community – by everyone I seem to talk to who’s in it – rAFCs, PUAs, even mPUAs (I’d think they would’ve seen enough women out there by now to not think it weird).

I always just say something along the lines of: “Because I think it provides valuable information and the entire concept is very interesting – there’s no real goal for me.”

Well I think today is a perfect example of how useful the community can be not only to men – and not only when it comes to seduction and PU. So many times I’ve talked to rAFCs who have approach anxiety – who are afraid to take that first step and open a set even after pouring through all the information they can possibly gather. I feel this way now.

I have my first TFP photo shoot with a professional photographer today and am absolutely shaking in my boots – heck, I’ve never done this before! All these uncertainties and questions are running through my mind – how the hell do I pose? Is he going to tell me what to do? It would be so much easier with music because then it’s more like dancing. What if they all turn out bad? How am I supposed to carry 4 outfits and not look like the bag lady from across the street? What if the makeup artist he hired tells me I have horrible skin? The shoot is outside, people might be watching :’(

And then I remembered how scared a lot of these men are to just talk to another woman – and it feels like it’s the same thing. I just have to loosen up, do it, keep everything I’d read about in mind, and follow my instincts. So many times I’ve backed out of an opportunity to shoot – even paid shoots – and missed so many chances.

If this shoot goes well I’m more likely to be selected for the next one, with different photographers – the next shoot is paid and the shots are getting sent out to magazines. All I know so far is I’m on the shortlist, but they haven’t chosen the models yet. Having good shots from today in my portfolio will greatly boost my chances. I HAVE to do this one. It feels like approach anxiety, but all the things I’ve learned from all the PUAs I’ve spoken to are definitely helping me to calm down and stick it out.

It’s going to be a hectic day – leave at 2, makeup at 4, shoot straight after, then go back to HHRay’s to drop off outfits, and then to the Ruby Room.

The past few days have been busy, busy, busy. I can’t tell one day from the other. I’m pretty sure it was on Sunday that we went over to a friend’s house to watch Terminator 2. I’ve worked every day since then – meaning Monday and Tuesday, and also work all day tomorrow, then Thursday, and probably Saturday. I hope they let me have Friday off, but if they don’t I won’t complain. I have decided to save up for a car so I can use the money. I remember just several months ago when I felt a fiery dedication in the pit of my stomach – dedication to buy my own laptop. Now here I am, on my beloved Dell Vostro 1500 notebook, typing away in the comfort of my own bedroom. I feel this same type of dedication for this car.

Now…what would I like in a car?

1) Automatic
2) Relatively small
3) NOT a brick
4) Runs
5) In the price range of $2000
6) Fuel efficient
7) Preferably colorful 0:-) ….or black.
8) Quiet
9) Not scratched up – in good condition
10) Easy to get parts for

I’ll do it, you just watch. I’ll do it.

Ahh, there’s nothing better than free wireless in a coffee shop. And dammit, it just cut out at exactly the moment when I was wishing a friend a happy 18^th birthday over MSN. No matter, I’ll say it at his 18^th tonight. My weekend will consist of work during the day (I’m on my lunch break as I type this), a party tonight (which will consist of bowling and alcohol), and recuperation tomorrow (which will consist of watching Everybody Loves Raymond on the laptop).

Lately I haven’t been having many days to myself. I’m either at school, work, at a party, meeting up with a friend, or with HHRay. It seems that school, work, and HHRay are the three predominant things that dominate my schedule. I must cut down. Free time is a must. And while spending time with HHRay is, indeed, quite relaxing, a girl needs her alone time. I only wish I could follow through with this. When push comes to shove, I can’t say no to seeing him.

 (By the way, these two girls keep staring at me from across Gloria Jean’s and I have no idea what their problem is).