I have come to realize that I am seriously missing some skill and coordination when it comes to eating burgers. You see, I’ve never been a fan of burgers and have only started regularly eating them when my work’s offices moved to Leederville, conveniently across the street from the very delicious Jus Burgers burger joint. Since then, I’ve been trying to master the art.

For some reason when I eat burgers the three layers (Top bun, contents, and bottom bun) don’t get eaten at the same time. Before I know it the bottom bun is completely gone and I’m finding myself grasping the top bun and the insides of the burger between my hands. Then comes the weird balancing act of trying to eat the top bun and the rest of the burger together, but somehow I just can never manage to gracefully eat one of these things.

The fact that the little tables you sit at in Jus Burgers are literally a meter away from the open kitchen and staff behind the counter, who are no doubt expert burger eaters, does not make the affair any easier. I sit there trying to eat my burger and not look like a complete idiot in full view of the creators of said burger. Awkward.

But I do love the place. And I did have a very delicious burger today, and some onion rings…and some chips. Which turned out to be a gigantic meal (for me), which I was forced to finish to keep my dignity in front of the manager, who said he’s be “impressed” if I finished the whole thing. But I jest – I was starving, and finishing the meal wasn’t difficult. Besides, now I’ve stocked up enough food in my stomach to last me a week.

Got my hair done by a sneaky, sneaky hairdresser today. Lots to tell HHRay. Funny story :D:D

My room is so unbelievably clean right now. Annual room clean ftw! (I was forced, I swear).

This is what I started out with:

And this is what I see now:

Google seems to be fixed. Party poopers. There have been twitter reports of it being fixed earlier and then being broken again, not sure if it’s fixed for good this time.

But what could possibly have broken google on the first place? I have put together some modest theories:

- an alien invasion with all forces targeted on the Google headquarters.
- a rebellion of all bloggers around the world who feel cheated in their ongoing Page Rank war.
- PayPerPost, Google’s arch nemesis, was hiding an army of hacker ninjas all along.
- a giant volcano exploded, sending it’s ocean of lava onto the Google servers.

Whoever or whatever it was, they seem to have failed.

Puppies :):):) Dogs like cuddling with me. The first and most gorgeous one is mine – Keeda.

On an unrelated note, here’s a video of me helping HHRay’s mom to dig up her front yard. That’s HHRay laughing at me in the background.
Believe it or not, I am experienced in the art of physical labor – I just haven’t worked on a farm in so long that my completely awesome muscles weren’t as awesome as they used to be that day.

I would like to make an official complaint against TimmyD (yes, that’s a link to his blog and yes, you should definitely visit it.) for discriminating against me on his blog. That’s right, you heard me. Tim here has a retarded haircut picture contest running at the moment. So little ol’ me, being a devoted blog-reader, decided to participate.

I found the most retarded young photo of myself that I could with the retarded short haircut I had at the time. I e-mail it to Tim here, excited about participating in a fun contest. Although in the e-mail I mention that if I happen to win he should give the prize (a free phone coaching session) to one of the guys who have entered instead of myself.

Anyway, I check my e-mail justs a few minutes ago and I see an e-mail from Tim himself. It starts out OK at first, talking about drawing straws to choose the participant who would receive the phone coaching session.

But then, then, Tim says that he just saw my picture and that I will definitely not win because it is too (and I quote) “adorable”. There aren’t even enough entries to judge yet and my photo is already deemed to be disqualified! Ok, ok, Tim is the owner of the contest and I’m assuming he is the sole judge. But come on, to chop someone’s hopes and dreams under them just like that is horrible. I am a fair participant in the contest and I sent in the most retarded young photo that I could find. Well…there was one photo to rival that one, but it involved bare buttcheeks and I am not entering that. 

So Tim, if you read this, this is an official complaint about you and your blog-ganization. 

And for the rest of you, enter his contest. (Read through the comments to find out how to enter). Just make sure that you send a photo that’s more retarded than the most retarded photo you do have. Photoshop it. 

And for the curious, below is the culprit:

(TimmyD, if you’re reading this, check out my tags. I’m using your name because I got tons of traffic from someone googling it before xD)

Lol.

HHRay: “Can you give me some earphones I can use at the LAN tonight?”
Me: “Sure, you can have my old iPod earphones.”
HHRay: “Aw, no, but the old iPod ones are crap, give me the new iPod ones.”
Me: “I can’t, I have to use them tonight.”
HHRay: “What for? You don’t use earphones with your laptop.”
Me: “When I watch porn I have to use earphones.”
HHRay: “Oh, don’t worry about that, I’ll finish you off when I get back.”

…….when is he getting back already?

That’s right, I’m trying out pink. Partly because it matches my new pillowcase and partly because I thought of how funny it would be to imagine the guys that visit this blog (and most of the visitors are guys). Enjoy the pink, boys.

I lolled:

 

A man has been fined after he was caught by police in his car with his penis in a pasta jar.

Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was spotted acting suspiciously in his car by police near Nobbys Beach in Australia.

When police approached him, they suspected he might be armed, so they drew their weapons.

 

When he saw the officers, Weatherley pulled away and led police on a 20kph chase which lasted up to ten minutes.

 

Police found a number of items in the car, including pornography, a home-made sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier

 

When he finally stopped the vehicle, he refused to exit the car, and officers used batons and spray to remove him. They found him with a 750ml pasta jar around his penis.

While they were trying to restrain him, Weatherley continued to pleasure “himself in between bouts of wrestling”.

Police found a number of items in the car, including pornography, a home-made sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself “decent”. He was fined £257.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Pasta_jar_penis_man_chased_by_police&in_article_id=409231&in_page_id=2

 

xD “And a Jack Russel Terrier”